when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade
Go to About Me for... well, me, fandoms for... my fandoms, and my music for... my music.
Go here. http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
Because I love you.
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
a lot of ppl seem confused on what cultural appropriation is so lemme break it down
IT IS NOT: enjoying food from another culture, enjoying music from another culture, learning about another culture, or learning another language
IT IS: using another culture as a costume, wearing religious articles as accessories when you are not a follower of that religion, using a race as a mascot, disrespecting religious or cultural practices.
there is a dark skinned teacher at my school and her actual name is mrs black
some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F
knowing a lot of comics trivia is great because you can say “j. jonah jameson’s son, john jameson, was an astronaut who eventually went to the moon and found a ruby that turned him into a werewolf, became captain america’s personal pilot for a while, and eventually was married to she-hulk for a short time” and nobody believes you but it’s absolutely true
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
Brad Pitt in Rolling Stone, 1999
trying to figure out someone else’s shower