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hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 369,438 notes

those-dead-frenchboys:

iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

jean valjean

you want to be jean valjean

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 114,937 notes
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geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

geeksotospeak:

THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 154,157 notes

pokemean:

when your friend touches your butt in public 

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flamingno:

mutuals who don’t reblog your selfie

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Played: 2,549,405 times.

cancerianstargazer:

d-and-s-winchester:

katterpon:

crimunals:

send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT

Please don’t send this to your teacher

PLEASE DO SEND HIS TO YOUR TEACHER

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 286,399 notes

awfffsome:

ueaq:

ueaq:

"NAME ONE THING THATS BETTER IN AMERICA THAN IN BRITAIN" 

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I specially like that one that says you’re homophobic trash for not liking a show where none of the characters are gay.

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 81,783 notes

'We were all somebody before we joined this website…

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 99,935 notes

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 63,535 notes

EPIC PRANK OFF! +

3 hours ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 3,399 notes
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evankart:

winter soldier

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